victusinveritas:

theotherendcomics:

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odinsblog:

vampiricbisexuality:

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

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cosmonautroger:

capybara

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chum-personable:

frot-cember-deactivated20241214:

*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎

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jubs:

catmeowmentz:

thinking mood

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apollohour:

spin the wheel for a genre!

You are now the main character of this genre, how are you managing?

THIS IS LITERALLY MY DREAM COME TRUE AAAAAAAAAA

I was made for this role, I am the optimal main character and I am flawless

I’ll try my best, make some stumbles but I’ll get to a satisfying finish

I am a lucky bastard and will somehow succeed in a genre-defying way

I’m trying my hardest but what the fuck

This is not the genre for me man, I was made for greatness but what is this

I will grit my way through it, desperately trying to subvert every trope

I end up just, killing a bunch of people, I don’t think I’m the mc anymore

I immediately give up and just let the dirt consume me

INSTANTLY DEAD, WHAT THE FUCK OP

My interpretation of this prompt is too complex for this small-minded poll

Results/I simply do not

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Wtf even is this piece of propaganda!?

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romcommunist:

lukewarm take but i personally do not give a shit if poor people cheat a system that was designed to fail them anyways. i also coincidentally do not enjoy the taste of boot rubber

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wetheurban:

Affirm it with me:

Everything that leaves is replaced by something better. I never lack.

ruinedchildhood:

godtiermeme:

quantummindclassicalheart:

brananna:

holy shit y’all should watch this one, what an admirable person

'I Am Not Going to Apologize': Bishop Who Confronted Trump Speaks Out

In an interview with TIME, Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde discussed her sermon, which has drawn death threats and prompted Trump to demand an ap

TIME

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That man doesn’t understand a single fucking word she’s saying. He’s just pissed she didn’t kiss his ass. I want nothing but the worst for him.

Vance sat there searching to make eye contact with anyone with a look that could only be described as saying “did she really fucking say that to us?” This cabinet and presidency is a really dingus fest.

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the-trash-eating-llama:

bisexualalexmercer:

rudolphsboyfriend:

vadergf:

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I’m dead

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they’re dead that’s what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

tumblr may have censored porn but check this out

i hope Elon musk KILLS himself and DIES a thousand DEATHS. and i hope every other billionaire a very merry DIE DIE DEATH KILL MURDER DEATH KILL

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It’s my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳