The posts that pop up during finals week are the best kinds of posts
Portillo’s Chocolate cake, yo!
Unbreakable enthusiasm :D
shifty bastard trying to act all innocent and shit
No snowman picture has ever affected me like this one.
I want to do this!!
Seriously, Aziz’s stand up is hilarious!
Could this be a disney duo pleeeeeeaaaasssseeee!?
There’s a winged liner “terminology” reference list going around and I decided to give them correct names.
This is so accurate
I approve. Good, good.
this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
My boyfriend decided to play a game on my phone while I was taking a nap and right around when I was waking up he laid my phone down next to my head like it was poisoned or something and quietly said,
"I was playing tiny Death Star on your phone when tumblr said you had a notification from someone named ‘casfucker’ so I’m just gonna leave this here because I’ve learned to stop asking questions at this point"
Laugh with insanity and laugh maniacally!
My fucking self. (via thechroniclesofpatience)
Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.
YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:
- LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
- ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
- LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
- ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
- LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
- ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE
This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.
Alpacas are like happy children who don’t know of the terrors of the world and llamas are like grumpy old men that hate everything because humanity has made him like that.